one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats the story of the time i rode a manatee
so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far”
Have you ever read a manga and then get to a colour spread and you’re like “this is not how I imagined how they would look why is this fucker over here purple”
replace all the vowels in your name with the letter ‘a’ gO
Sarah. It’s the same fucking name nothing changes are you kidding me right now.
Ian. It’s okay. I’m in the same boat.
is “i” not a vowel now or
I messed up. Whoops.
How did I screw that up.
it’s fine, I’m sure that we all forget how to spell our three letter names on occasion!
DEAR SWEET GOD
I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:
AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED
GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER